What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:54
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Are you afraid to get married and why?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
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